Buying gifts is not just about making him or her love it, sometimes you just want to give them something to give them a chuckle or tease them or maybe prank them. If you are in this situation, then we have the collection of some of the most unique and Hilarious products you can buy as gifts to accomplish your goals!
Offensive Business Cards
Stay classy while still speaking your mind with these offensive business cards. With eight different types of insults included, you’ll have an insult for a variety of situations. The offensive business cards include the following templates: – You smell – You suck at parking – Your tattoos are dumb – Your service is terrible (for waiters) – Santa isn’t real – You’re ugly – You’re an idiot – Stop being a sissy Each of these templates is split up evenly over 100 cards total.
People I Want to Punch in the Face
The People I Want to Punch in the Face: The Classic, Unique, Blank, Awesome Notebook is a beautifully produced, matte blank notebook, complete with 110 pages of unlined white paper.
It is suitable for anyone and would make the perfect gag gift.
For inspiration, motivation, creativity or just as the driving force to help you get things done, Awesome Notebooks have exactly what you need. Check out our other notebooks and find the perfect one that will suit you or would be ideal for that special gift for a loved one. Awesome Notebooks carry a range of different notebooks and you will undoubtedly find the right one for you by checking through our different and exciting graphic options.
With the People I Want to Punch in the Face: The Classic, Unique, Blank, Awesome Notebook you have something that can be carried easily and will help you to maintain your inspiration wherever you may be.
Your Ex Knife Holder
No knife holder has taken a greater stab at the theatrical than this specially designed Ex knife holder. Et tu, Brute?. This 5-piece knife holder is unlike any cutlery set you have ever seen. Made of ABS plastic, this whimsical, artistic kitchen accessory holds 5 high quality stainless steel kitchen knives (included) in a rather unorthodox fashion – store your knives in an anonymous effigy dedicated to whomever you please. Take out your frustrations as you store your knives. Makes a perfect gift and a guaranteed conversation piece.
Bacon Strips Bandages
Ouch. That smarts. Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a designer bandage. And if a fancy bandage isn’t enough to dry up your tears, how about a free toy. Each 3-3/4-Inch (9.5 cm) tall metal pocket tin contains twenty-five 3-Inch x 3/4-Inch (7.6 cm x 1.9 cm) adhesive bandages and a small plastic trinket to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time.
Get the Hint Note Tags
Point them in the right direction with these “not-quite-subtle” sticky notes. It’s always time to have a laugh with NPW whether it be a birthday, office prank, sleepover, party or just because you want a mega LOL. NPW lives and breathes cheekiness. Entertain friends with hilarious gifts and gadgets that will crack them up! There is never a dull moment with NPW in your life!
Never Have I Ever
Relive more of life’s funny, embarrassing, and awkward moments with your family and friends by purchasing Expansion Pack One. This is the first expansion pack for Never Have I Ever, the Game of Poor Life Decisions. Don’t buy this if you don’t have the original game: it’s pointless. Includes 97 Never Have I Ever Cards (77 Blue Play Cards and 20 Red Rule Cards). Includes 10 Additional Cards (5 Blank Play Cards and 5 Blank Rule Cards).
Public Toilet Survival Kit
You never know when you’re going to encounter a public toilet with some cleanliness issues, so make sure you’re prepared with this Public Toilet Survival Kit. Each kit includes one toilet seat cover, two antiseptic wipes and one pair of latex-free disposable gloves which should be enough to keep you safe and sanitary in even the most challenging conditions. Do yourself a favor and keep one of these 3-3/4-Inch (9.5 cm) tall metal tins with you at all times when you travel. You will thank us later.
When you want to scream, use this handy product that lets you get it all out. The “Scream Jar” lets you refresh yourself by shouting to your heart’s content-no matter how loud your voice, it will change it to a normal speaking.
NO FOOLIN’ – UNICORN MEAT IS REAL!
Excellent source of sparkles!
Unicorns, as we all know, frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they go. What you don’t know is that when unicorns reach the end of their lifespan, they are drawn to County Meath, Ireland. The Sisters at Radiant Farms have dedicated their lives to nursing these elegant creatures through their final days. Taking a cue from the Kobe beef industry, they massage each unicorn’s coat with Guinness daily and fatten them on a diet comprised entirely of candy corn. As the unicorn ages, its meat becomes fatty and marbled and the living bone in the horn loses density in a process much like osteoporosis. The horn’s outer layer of keratin begins to develop a flavor very similar to candied almonds. Blending the crushed unicorn horn into the meat adds delightful, crispy flavor notes in each bite. We are confident you will find a world of bewilderment in every mouthful of scrumptious unicorn meat.
Let loose the pranks of war in your workplace, dorm, or wherever with our Annoy-a-tron Prankster Pack. There’s someone you’d like to torture in your office: maybe it’s that guy who is always creating emergencies for you because he doesn’t plan ahead, or that lady who is trying to throw you under the bus for something that was her fault… or maybe it’s your work spouse, because they are just so much fun to prank. Or does your best friend maybe need a cricket trapped in a cinderblock during finals? Let us help you in your mischief making!
Pure Hell Jigsaw Puzzle
Prove your skills to the test with a jigsaw puzzle that requires the assembly of often oddly shaped interlocking and tessellating pieces. Perfect gag gift for a jigsaw lover!
Master Crapsman Gift Set
Poo-Pourri Master Crapsman Gift Set contains 2 – 2 oz bottles tat are good up to 100 uses. It is made with Poo-Pourri’s proprietary blend of natural essential oils that create a barrier to bathroom odors. Includes (1) bottle of Trap-A-Crap and (1) bottle of the Royal Flush Spray.
How High Am I? A Journal
Finally, a guided journal for pot smokers! Sometimes it’s hard to keep track of all those fleeting thoughts, genius ideas, and big questions that arise when you’re flying high. With room to doodle and plenty of playful prompts including What am I eating?” and “What can I absolutely not forget, no matter what?”this journal makes it easy to record and remember the highs of your life.”
Silk Sleeping Eye Mask
Put this on during your “Me” time and express yourself with style with the Cougar’s Choice® Silk Sleeping Eye Mask Adjustable Head Straps with Two Ear Plugs.
Build Your Muscles Beer Mug
Drink your brew and workout your muscles at the same time with the MugMuscles Beer Mug. No pain no gain. This mug builds your muscles with every sip. Results may vary.
It is the first beer mug with a built-in grip exerciser, which makes it perfect for “sippin’ ‘n rippin’”. This 20 oz. mug makes a perfect gift for weaklings who need bigger arms, or tough guys who can never have arms that are big enough.
Get ripped in more ways than one with this neat novelty mug.
101 Places to Get F*cked Up
What Are You Waiting For?
Looking for a guidebook that isn’t full of tired, lame, or even BS travel information? 101 Places to Get Fucked Up Before You Die brings together the most irreverent and legit accounts of drinking, nightlife and travel culture around the world. Part guide, part social commentary, part party invitation, 101 Places gives you all the info and inspiration you’ll need to:
* Blowout one (or several) of the year’s biggest festivals
* MacGyver your way into underground clubs and backcountry raves
* Throw down with people from the Himalayas to the salt flats to Antarctica
* Travel in every conceivable style?from baller to dirtbag?to some of the most epic spots on earth
Do you really know where to go out in San Francisco or Tel Aviv? How about preparing for Burning Man or Oktoberfest? The award-winning journalists and photographers at Matador Network let you know what’s up at each spot, whether it’s drug policies, how to keep safe, special options for LGBT travelers, or simply where to find the kind of music you like to dance to. No matter if you want to rage at Ibiza or just chill on some dunes smoking shisha, 101 Places has something for you.
So, hop a flight, raise a glass, and join us as we breach security, ride ill-recommended ferries, and hike miles into the wilderness all in search of the parties and places going off right now.
Big Ass Brick of Soap
Duke Cannon “Big Ass Brick of Soap” Smells Like Victory Clean and smell like a MAN… the duke cannon supply co. big ass brick of soap is designed to meet the high standards of hard working men who want to get clean and smell good without using feminine shower gels and accessories. true to its name, our soap is big (10 oz.) and will last much longer than the chick-sized bars in your local grocery. it also smells awesome (clean, fresh scent) and contains steel cut grains for maximum gripability. if you enjoy activities like drinking American beer or using power tools, then frankly, this is the only soap meant for you. This soap product is designed to meet the high standards of hard working men who want to get clean & smell good without using feminine shower gels and accessories. This product is modeled after the rough cut, “brick” style of soap used by GIs during the Korean War and is manufactured in the same plant that was the primary supplier of military soap for over 20 years. ***Note – This listing is for the GREEN Smells Like Victory bar soap*** In appreciation of the men and women who have kicked ass serving our country, Duke Cannon Supply Company donates a portion of proceeds to veterans causes.
Nicolas Cage Pillowcase
Sleep with a Hollywood A-lister on a nightly basis by snuggling up with this Nicolas Cage pillowcase. Mr. Cage lays half-naked, his Con-Air era muscles flexing for your pleasure, with a smoldering look on his face that lets you know everything’s going to be alright.